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whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Why I Thought I Was Going to Die When I Turned 23. And Why I Was Right. (Part 2)

By on January 10, 2012

Where was I? Oh yes, I had zoomed out of my body while running down the street after a morning spent with my stoner friends!  For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m assuming that: a) you haven’t read last week’s post, or b) your short-term memory doesn’t extend past [...]

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we bent rebar with our minds, but it messed up our mouths

7 Reasons Why Being a Goofball is the Fastest Route to Enlightenment

By on December 20, 2011

Every day, people stop me on the street and say, “Z, what can being a goofball do for me?” They also ask me, “Do black holes snore?” And “If x + y equals 55, what’s z – 15?” But those are questions for another day. Today we’re talking about goofballs. And given that I’m exhausted [...]

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looking for love in all the right places

Here’s a Fun, New Way to Get Enlightened

By on November 1, 2011

If you want to have a good time – and I mean a really good time – go to an airport security line. These people know how to party.  I mean, they’re patting down complete strangers. And they have a legal right to do so! They’re wearing snappy uniforms and ordering people around. They’re rifling [...]

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