What’s your favorite thing about the Dalai Lama? His cute little smile? His snappy outfits? His unrelenting efforts in the areas of human rights and world peace? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for world peace. But I just discovered something about the Dalai Lama that’s more amazing than that. Check it out: I recently [...]
Goofball Rap: Big Bang (Biggity Bang)
Mp3 available here! The story behind this video: In the spring of 2012, I took a class at Holmes Institute called Metaphysical Bible. For our final project, our instructor, Rev. Robin Davidson asked us to come up with a presentation that reconciled the Old Testament, fire-and-brimstone God with the New Age, touchy-feely God. She encouraged [...]
Lying as a Spiritual Practice
If you’re like most people, you’ve told a lie from time to time. But have you ever been forced to lie? By a boss? Or parent? Or friend? How did you handle it? Did you ever come clean and tell the truth? Back in the day, I got a great job. It was in the [...]
Speaking of Bomb Shelters, Did I Tell You What Happened to Our House?
When was the last time you were humiliated? How about mortified? For me, my last moment of mortification was just a few short weeks ago. It went like this: A neighbor of ours was standing in front of our home. She was walking her dog and had paused to stop and stare at our house. [...]
How I Forgot the Most Important Thing. And How I Remembered It Again.
What’s your most important thing? Do you have one? And if so, do you ever forget it? I wish I could say I have my priorities in order and never forget what’s most important to me. But that’s not the case. Claiming that I always remember what’s most important to me would be like saying [...]
What My Honeymoon Taught Me About the Nature of Reality
When you think of a honeymoon, what comes to mind? Dreamy newlyweds drinking champagne, staring into each other’s eyes? Or trips to Hawaii and the Bahamas, with long, lazy days spent sleeping and making love? Or how about mind excursions into the fleeting nature of reality, complete with visual hallucinations and world-shattering paradigm shifts? No? [...]
Pollyanna Was Right: The Benefits of Optimism
Remember Pollyanna? The little girl who was so frickin’ positive about everything, she drove everyone crazy? Sure, she was a fictional character, but she made a strong impression. To this day, the word Pollyanna is synonymous with a naïve, unrealistic attitude toward life. But what if Pollyanna was right? You heard me. What if her [...]
10 Ways to Raise the Real Estate Value of Your Mind
Your mind is like a bad neighborhood. Never go in it alone. I love this expression. It reminds me of the perils of venturing, unchaperoned, into the ruts and rubble of my unexamined thoughts and beliefs. I am also reminded that a “bad neighborhood” can look very different to different people. But one thing remains [...]
Battling My Inner Task Master, Round 379
What do vacations and to-do lists have in common? Nothing. They have nothing in common. So why was my recent vacation dominated by one? Let me tell you. First of all, I’m not a fan of lists. I think they’re fascist. Actually, it’s not the lists themselves that are fascist. It’s what my mind does [...]
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My Front-Row Ticket to a Miracle
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Forget Butterflies. Dragonflies Have an Ever Better Story!
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How I Survived the Spiritual Retreat from Hell
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How Elves Can Heal Your Life
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Why I Thought I Was Going to Die When I Turned 23. And Why I Was Right. (Part 1)
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My Guru Has a Tail, Episode 3: The Pet Psychic
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The Invisible Spiritual Practice: Are You Doing It?
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Forget Butterflies. Dragonflies Have an Ever Better Story!
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How to Own Your Power – And Keep Your Ears Warm at the Same Time
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Here’s a Little Trick to Keep Your Muse Happy
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